Thursday, June 5, 2008

Inanimate Objects I Talk To On A Regular Basis


1. Teapot - "I'm comin'. I'm a comin'."

2. Computer - "Why are you always dying on me at the worst possible time?"

3. Milk jug - "You're empty already?"

4. Sleeper snaps- "Why can I never match you guys up right?"

5. Curling iron - "Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark." (movie, anyone?)

6. Cell phone - "Where the heck are you?"

7. The scale - "Ew, dude."

8. Gas pump - "Holy cow."

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  1. i can relate to some of those.

    how about the tv... why isn't there anything good on?

    or the toilet... i guess i'll get the plunger again.

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  2. Oh yeah, I can relate! But, I guess you need not worry...unless they start talking back at you!!!:-)..BTW, the curling iron one is so me!

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  3. So...the milk jugs...are you talking about the ones ON you, or the ones in the fridge?? :)

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  4. Sarah... you are a hoot. You really are. How creative you are. Always put a smile on my face.

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  5. I do that too! At least they don't talk back!

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  6. Sounds familiar - especially the gas pump. *sigh*

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  7. This is an interesting post. Now, I'm going to see what I talk to today. Like the diapers for Kate, "You can't be too small already. I'm not even through one box!" Or the alarm, "No, not already!"

    Happy Thursday to you!

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  8. LOL at Meg's comment!! :)

    I share many of those same conversations but never thought about - I'll have to pay more attention today! Heee


    Spaceballs baby!! Who doesn't love "Barf"? - BAH hahahaha

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  9. I think the scale and the gas pumps have a conspiracy going. The higher one gets, the other thinks it has to rise also.

    Fuuny!!

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  10. To add to your list with my own object, the shower head in the morning..."Ah, thank you!"

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  11. OK, I don't remember that line from Spaceballs, but I DO remember it from Tommy Boy. Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug! That might be a good movie to inaugurate the new rec room with.... :)

    I think I might add one to the list if I were doing it.

    Lily's diaper: "You gotta be kidding me!?!" LOL!

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  12. Sarah, this is such a great post! You always have something fun or inspiring to read! And your a mom of three boys. Making me smile over here!

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  13. Cute and very clever.
    Susan

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  14. Brought a smile to my face...once again.

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  15. Dryer -- What have you done with the matching sock?

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  16. I'm cracking up at your post and several of the comments.

    Dishes or toys....didn't I JUST put you away?!?

    I have much more in depth conversations with several of Adeline's stuffed animals each day too.

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  17. You are one happy mamma (or maybe one crazy mamma for talking to all those things!) JK. I love it!

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  18. You are one happy mamma (or maybe one crazy mamma for talking to all those things!) JK. I love it!

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