Oh, The Price You Pay For Being This Classy!
I made Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins for a morning snack today (thank you, Martha White). I made mini-muffins instead of bigguns 'cause I was so hungry I was devouring the batter the boys were impatient.
Jack asks, "Mom, do these have icing?"
"No", I said. "But, I'll make some for you." (If you haven't noticed, they need the sugar, y'all.)
SO, I dumped some powdered sugar into a small bowl, added some milk, and drizzled it over most of the muffins.
I handed the boys a muffin, popped a few icingless ones into my very thankful mouth, and started cleaning up.
I was just about finished when I noticed a large dribble of icing on my arm. I didn't get any icing on my muffins, so I knew this was the good Lord's way of rewarding my restraint.
And, because I'm the epitome of class, I got all giggly and licked it off of my arm.
Let me just tell you.
Dish detergent don't taste nothin' like icing.
LOL!
ReplyDeleteThat is great!
Ewwww! So sorry about that!
ReplyDeleteOh bummer!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle,
Smiles!
BAH hahahaha (sorry) hahahaha
ReplyDeleteThat is TOTALLY something I would do! ROFLOL!!!!
I do hope you popped a muffin right in to get rid of that taste! :)
LOL
ReplyDeleteYour right, when Alicia was little we put it in her mouth for talking naughty. She said it tastes just like chicken!
Cilantro tastes like dish water.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteyou're such a great storyteller. and i totally loved this one.
This cracked me up! Sounds like something I would do. My son is always telling me mom, "Mom, don't eat the batter, it has raw eggs in it!"
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh that is funny!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLoved the surprise ending! Nice.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm sure that was a yucky surprise! Ughh.
ReplyDeleteOh no! That was hilarious! Historic post, Sarah!
ReplyDeleteAaaagh! I can almost taste it and it's not near as good as icing! Thanks for sharing and giving me a laugh for today!
ReplyDeleteoh my word - you are too funny!
ReplyDeleteThese are the stories I would never get to hear if you didn't have a blog. That is SO something I would do. LOL!
ReplyDeleteLOL - oh now that is too funny! :)
ReplyDeletethat's hilarious! i think God was telling you that you should have put icing on your own =)
ReplyDeleteOkay now.....where's the picture?!!!
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ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh out loud! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThis was so funny I had to read it to my husband! He got a kick out of it too which is a huge compliment to you because it takes somethin' special to make him laugh!
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