Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Oh, The Price You Pay For Being This Classy!

I made Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins for a morning snack today (thank you, Martha White). I made mini-muffins instead of bigguns 'cause I was so hungry I was devouring the batter the boys were impatient.

Jack asks, "Mom, do these have icing?"

"No", I said. "But, I'll make some for you." (If you haven't noticed, they need the sugar, y'all.)

SO, I dumped some powdered sugar into a small bowl, added some milk, and drizzled it over most of the muffins.

I handed the boys a muffin, popped a few icingless ones into my very thankful mouth, and started cleaning up.

I was just about finished when I noticed a large dribble of icing on my arm. I didn't get any icing on my muffins, so I knew this was the good Lord's way of rewarding my restraint.

And, because I'm the epitome of class, I got all giggly and licked it off of my arm.

Let me just tell you.

Dish detergent don't taste nothin' like icing.

21 comments:

  1. Oh bummer!
    Thanks for the chuckle,
    Smiles!

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  2. BAH hahahaha (sorry) hahahaha

    That is TOTALLY something I would do! ROFLOL!!!!

    I do hope you popped a muffin right in to get rid of that taste! :)

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  3. LOL

    Your right, when Alicia was little we put it in her mouth for talking naughty. She said it tastes just like chicken!

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  4. Cilantro tastes like dish water.

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  5. LOL

    you're such a great storyteller. and i totally loved this one.

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  6. This cracked me up! Sounds like something I would do. My son is always telling me mom, "Mom, don't eat the batter, it has raw eggs in it!"

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  7. Loved the surprise ending! Nice.

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  8. Oh, I'm sure that was a yucky surprise! Ughh.

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  9. Oh no! That was hilarious! Historic post, Sarah!

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  10. Aaaagh! I can almost taste it and it's not near as good as icing! Thanks for sharing and giving me a laugh for today!

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  11. oh my word - you are too funny!

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  12. These are the stories I would never get to hear if you didn't have a blog. That is SO something I would do. LOL!

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  13. that's hilarious! i think God was telling you that you should have put icing on your own =)

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  14. Okay now.....where's the picture?!!!
    Susan

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  15. Hi, thanks for stopping by my blog, yours is amazing, why haven't i seen you sooner!

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  16. This made me laugh out loud! Thanks!

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  17. This was so funny I had to read it to my husband! He got a kick out of it too which is a huge compliment to you because it takes somethin' special to make him laugh!

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