Monday, August 3, 2009

What Not To Wear: Kiddieland Edition

This is Kiddieland.



Also known as the oldest amusement park in Illinois that is closing at the end of the summer after 80 years in business.

*Sigh*. So sad when things like that happen.

Anyway.

It's a precious little amusement park where "kiddies" can come and play, ride a mini-roller coaster and barf-worthy teacups, eat all manner of greasy fried food, and meltdown in the car on the way home.

I suppose there's a dress code. It probably goes something like: "Save your thong bikini for the beach, don't come barefoot, and if you must wear a t-shirt bearing expletives for the world that's done you wrong, save it for another day."

However, as we walked around Kiddieland this past weekend, I spotted this guy.



Let's move in closer - with our zoom lens. Trust me, we were close enough.



I'm not the dress code police.



I'm just a Momma. An overprotective Momma with a gun, some nunchucks, and a bottle of mace.



But, I submit to you that this is most definitely, categorically, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT in direct violation of the dress code at a place called Kiddieland.

HOLY SMOKES, Batman.


10 comments:

  1. Laughing... OH my land... Sar... you stalked the flasher-guy? That is hilarious. You crack me up.

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  2. the only consolation is that he's with scary stalker woman who apparently only goes topless because she can't part with her lovely hot-pink capris. understandable.

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  3. OH MY GOODNESS!! So super scary!! gotta love that go the distance lense of yours!

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  4. You are so funny! That's quite an outfit!

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  5. i guess we can all be glad that he didn't turn around =)

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  6. MIchelle (Rudy) HarveyAugust 3, 2009 at 10:06 PM

    LOL, too much.

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  7. Oh goodness! I am so glad you stayed to the rear of this fellow. He is probably just somebody's grandpa but oh, my he does need a caretaker. Reminder to our kids, don't let me leave the house . . .

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  8. i love it that you captured him on film! too funny.

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  9. Thanks for the great chuckle tonight! hilarious

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