This Is How I Found Him.

I found him like this. Standing in the middle of the kitchen.

My eyes grew to the size of golf balls and I promised myself then and there that I would never, ever post pictures of this incident on the interweb.

Because it might do my husband in once and for all to see what goes on here with his boys during the day.

But, but, but...

It's the Britney Spears hat.

With a Tom Selleck circa 1987 unzipped collar. (minus an unruly amount of chest hair, of course.)

And, a set of multi-colored Liza Minnelli-inspired scarves.

What am I saying?

It's the Michael Jackson glove.

It's definitely the Michael Jackson glove.