How To Play Third Base
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Wiggle.

Forward push.

Back and forth. Back and forth.

Yank. {OMG!}

Attempt to pull. {OH MY WORD!}

At which point your Dad jumps up and hollers, "Jack - batter up. Pay attention, bud."
And, your Mom can't stop laughing at how unbelievably precious and perfect you are as a third baseman.
Can't believe you captured this. Perfect!
ReplyDeleteOh my word! I love it.
ReplyDeleteI remember sitting through a few games watching my kids daydream out there. :-)